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# Britney forced to re-record her new single...
NSFW cos of sweariness, maybe.

(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I'd say that's quite SFW, but if you are worried that it (or any other post) might be NSFW, link it to be on the safe side
hahha, good work though :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:23, archived)
# A borderline case, maybe
It wouldn't bother my workplace ;)

Cheers, btw!
(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Hahaha. What's she recording a track in a radio control desk for?:P
Hahaha the alarm for a securty van has gone off and it's shouting 'Help, help. Security vehicle under attack'.
It's very obviously ont under attack but has been nudged as it's parked on a double red line.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:30, archived)
# i want to get a car that plays "I'm too sexy" when someone tries to break in
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:32, archived)
# or even better would be...
"Help I am being raped by an autoerotic pervert!!" in a really loud Stephen Hawkins voice
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:33, archived)
# What on earth do they expect to achieve by having the truck shout 'help help security vehicle under attack'?
...at the very best you'd get loads of people crowding round to see if the original thieves have left anything behind.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Maybe it's a social experiment
To prove nobody gives a flying fuck when nobody calls the police.

EDIT: Just to prove me a cynical old git an old lady called.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:34, archived)
# ...although that was probably to ask for directions to the post office.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)
# "Get back you bastard, I'll break your legs"
Anthropomorphisation of vehicles disturbs me slightly...
(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:33, archived)
# hahahahah!
oooh, ages ago, where I used to work, I popped into Hemel Town centre (*shudder*). One of those vans had broken down and the "help, call the police, this van is under attack" messaged was cycling over and over. In the drivers seat was the driver (funnily enough) and had this look of both embarresment and boredom on his face.... He was still there an hour later as i was on my way back to the office from lunch :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:33, archived)