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# I really need a wank
but I've been told if I spoil anyone elses tea I'll get a written warning.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Now's the time to start rubbing up against people on the tube, waspy.
Regardless of all the awesome reasons why this is a fab idea, their vibrations getting you off surely means it's their fault, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# That's all very well on the way home
but of course on the way into work I don't want to spunk in my britches.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
# And this is why you always need to clothe your penis in latex
and not JUST for the good of the poor unsuspecting women.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Splurge into her pocket
or conveniently placed handbag.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)