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# I'm funny x5t3w
God edit: Enlarge your penis?
(schoooler, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# great job schooler!
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(horrid, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# no thanks
Come on mods, it must be possible to detect spam like this and prevent it from being posted.

EDIT: Thanks God :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# spam will find a way
spam always finds a way.

It makes me wonder if it's worth the effort to them. How much money can you really make from spamming people?

I'm pretty sure if someone wants viagra they'll look for it, not wait for it to come to them(oo er)
(horrid, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Is it still spam if it makes no sense whatsoever
I clicked one of those links and didn't know what I was supposed to be being sold.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# it's all in the java script
if you are running windows then you may have a browser hijack/spamware installed for a site called adserving.cpxinteractive.com

though i'm not on my own computer, so i can't do a proper analysis without running a risk of infecting this one

edit: just as a suggestion, you may want to run any spyware or somesuch scan just in case
(ganainm, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# I've got some. I didn't even want any and I've got two tablets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# You've spelt beahxat wrong, you twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Personal policy : Never buy from an illiterate spammer
Sorry Schoooler, you've lost a sale!

(What's he selling anyway? Didn't click the links)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Absolutely, he's not going to sell any beahxat to me...
The oazykmo, however, is very difficult to find where I live, so he may have made a sale.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# You're not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# no no,
it's satire..

Ah, no it's not is it..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You win the internets!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I really need a wank
but I've been told if I spoil anyone elses tea I'll get a written warning.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Now's the time to start rubbing up against people on the tube, waspy.
Regardless of all the awesome reasons why this is a fab idea, their vibrations getting you off surely means it's their fault, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# That's all very well on the way home
but of course on the way into work I don't want to spunk in my britches.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
# And this is why you always need to clothe your penis in latex
and not JUST for the good of the poor unsuspecting women.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Splurge into her pocket
or conveniently placed handbag.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# But sadly not in the haha way.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# fuck off and die
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# That has to be the funniest thing I have ever read. No, honestly, my sides are splitting and everything. I probably won't be able to sleep tonight, thinking of the hilarity of this post.
Just make sure you sue any comedian who steals this, as it's bound to happen
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Yes, you are funny!
Ho ho ho ho hoooo!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# HOW ABOUT WE USE A CAPTCHA ON SIGNUP
HOW ABOUT WE USE A CAPTCHA ON SIGNUP
HOW ABOUT WE USE A CAPTCHA ON SIGNUP
HOW ABOUT WE USE A CAPTCHA ON SIGNUP
HOW ABOUT WE USE A CAPTCHA ON SIGNUP
HOW ABOUT WE USE A CAPTCHA ON SIGNUP
HOW ABOUT WE USE A CAPTCHA ON SIGNUP
HOW ABOUT WE USE A CAPTCHA ON SIGNUP
HOW ABOUT WE USE A CAPTCHA ON SIGNUP
HOW ABOUT WE USE A CAPTCHA ON SIGNUP
HOW ABOUT WE USE A CAPTCHA ON SIGNUP
???
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# MAYBE ITS LEGS HAD JUST GROW
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# ALL THE CUT WAS ABSORBED BY IT BEEN A DOG
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Yeah.
1) pick (each time) a random image from the hundred thousand or so on ratemykitten
2) mix it in with 8 other images randomly chosen (there and then) from an image search for "armoured car"
       2½) give all the images meaningless filenames
3) ask the applicant to click on the kitten.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# The only drawback is that this might exclude some interesting people.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# it looks like the fecker
got over 100 other sites too (and is probably growing)
(ganainm, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)