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# Yes because it's a known fact that they have flying cups
rather than saucers.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)
# *imagines that much coffee*
By Jove, that's a sexy thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Coffee delivered at Light Speed
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Stop it, I'll fall off the chair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# by sexy aliens
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I'm starting to find young men attractive.
19/something around here year old boys. I hope it's just that I'm hormonal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# bah! those well formed 19 year old physical prime boys are always getting the wimmins excited
what about us fat past it physically kaput messes kept alive by caffiene and chipfat, damn it!

oh yeah.. I just realised what's up with those, never mind; as you were :D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Not me, though.
I like my men in their mid 50s and squinty, I don't know what's wrong with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# you are quite, quite mad, my dear
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# It's pronounced 'awesome'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# does it also come with an epic guitar chord
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# It comes with the entire pentatonic scale.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# crikey
that's as many as seven or even eight whole notes

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Whoa, Nelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)
# 5
it's penta tonic.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I'm so glad I don't need to know what it all means
to be a working musician.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# i press um magic button on keyboard
it go "CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC"

or "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" and etc

witchcraft it is!

and that's all I need to know too :D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# lol
but you see young human

every good boy deserves favours

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# You mean ... you mean ...
I don't have ANY hope?

*coughs*

*cleans spectacles*

*swallows*

*looks hard out of the window*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# my god, you've eaten your glasses
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Are you planning on being a turkey in your 50s?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Gods no.
I shall retain this physique and well-being, thank you. All that shall change is possibly my favoured brand of whiskey.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Anyway, you won't want me then
I plan on getting wider with age, so I can be Nanny Ogg when I'm old.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Oh well.
Nevermind. I'm sure you'll cope admirably.

Ha! "Admirably"! See what I did there?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)
# admirably?
is that like? on a boat?

edit: what? I don't even know what I mean by this question
edit2: oh yeah, I was thinking of admirals, which just raises further questions
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)