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# I've never actually *been* doglocked
I just have a broad and varied vocabulary.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Actually thinking back to nature programmes I've seen about wolves
I now have a very good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)
# We used to breed dogs, it isn't that much fun for the dog, it might be fun for the bitch though
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# what the what now?
would you like to try that again in English? ; )
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
#
Dog = male dog
Bitch = female dog
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)
# read the sentence again, slowly
especially the bit in the middle with all the Fs
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)
# ah, thank you
my brain going faster then my fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)
# it when dogs are mating, the females vag locks up and keeps the cock in, to make sure she get pregnant
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Not to mention that dog cocks have that knot thing
the two work together to enxure maximum dog attachment. Why take two dogs into the shower?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# pigs are funnier, as they have corkscrew cocks and the sows have corkscrew cunts
and they have to both go the right way
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)
# *mind boggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)
# ooh, plus, they have holes all the way up their cock, it looks like a jet washer when they cum
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I didn't think you had
you just make me feel more normal for knowing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I knew too. I hope that makes you feel even more normal.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# There's an air of micktaking about you today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)
# no, honestly not.
I'm just proud I knew. *fluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:37, archived)
# *gets fluffed*
CIGARETTE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:37, archived)
# bless you sweetheart
I think we'd have to go a long way before you're normal.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)
# *is lovely, her mum said so*
I'm off out for a cigarette in the wind and rain. THAT'S commitment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)