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# Charles Dancewin
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)
# I am home from work due to flooding :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)
# ACT OF GOD!!
No wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# this ark is never going to get finished
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# *snorts*
flooding? Where be ye?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:16, archived)
# henley on thames
I was working in shiplake right on the river, the river came up 3 inches in a hour and a half and came over the top of an old dock on site
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Bloody hell.
Wow, there's an excellently named hill near you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:19, archived)
# what, bollock brow
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:21, archived)
# that's a real place?
Back to the map with me.

Oooh, cockpole.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Pishill
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# it is one road and is well know for dogging
Plus, you could live there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I could!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)
# it is a village
or you could live in Stoner and be a druggy who is stoned in stoner.

It is called Pish-ill around here, but it is fun for kids to say it as Piss-hill :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# what have I told you about pissing on the floor!?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:16, archived)
# OH, I KNOW THIS
Smile broadly, never put my leg inbetween myself and your camera and most importantly, never tell anyo.... shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)
# I told you the last rule was the most important.
Now you've ruined it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)
# We'll have to move onto copro then.
I'll get my waders on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)
# eat some cheese
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)
# This is a trick, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:21, archived)
# no
it helps with the consistency.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Consider my horn scuttle well and truly full.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I always do.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Presumptuous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# ok, I always hope.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I didn't say '....and wrong'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:38, archived)
# damn straight!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I can't help it, it is the dandelion and burdock, it tastes so nice
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I was told that licking dandelions makes you piss the bed...
I licked quite a few as a child to see if it was true, but never pissed the bed past the age of 11.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)
# you have to make it into a liquid to have and real effect
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Dance biarch dance! Woo!
NEWCOMPONEWCOMPONEWCOMPONEWCOMPONEWCOMPONEWCOMPO
Guys it's not looking like we're goig to get a new compo soon.
The two forerunners seem to be:
1) Caricatures
2) Unusual charities.

Anyone have any objections is I take any more suggestions and then pop them all in a poll. The winning one is the new compo and whoever finally arrives to start a new one can just puts what we use as this week's compo?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# have Frazer and Rob eloped?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Maybe one is stuck in the other:P
A bet you next to no one replies to this but still windges on about no new compo:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)
# they might be dog-locked
*winces*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)
# I'm so glad I don't know what that is
and have the feeling that it would be a very bad idea to image search it:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# here
no horses involed...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)
# kinky.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I love you. You know what doglocked is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I've never actually *been* doglocked
I just have a broad and varied vocabulary.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Actually thinking back to nature programmes I've seen about wolves
I now have a very good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)
# We used to breed dogs, it isn't that much fun for the dog, it might be fun for the bitch though
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# what the what now?
would you like to try that again in English? ; )
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
#
Dog = male dog
Bitch = female dog
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)
# read the sentence again, slowly
especially the bit in the middle with all the Fs
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)
# ah, thank you
my brain going faster then my fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)
# it when dogs are mating, the females vag locks up and keeps the cock in, to make sure she get pregnant
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Not to mention that dog cocks have that knot thing
the two work together to enxure maximum dog attachment. Why take two dogs into the shower?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# pigs are funnier, as they have corkscrew cocks and the sows have corkscrew cunts
and they have to both go the right way
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)
# *mind boggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)
# ooh, plus, they have holes all the way up their cock, it looks like a jet washer when they cum
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I didn't think you had
you just make me feel more normal for knowing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I knew too. I hope that makes you feel even more normal.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# There's an air of micktaking about you today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)
# no, honestly not.
I'm just proud I knew. *fluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:37, archived)
# *gets fluffed*
CIGARETTE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:37, archived)
# bless you sweetheart
I think we'd have to go a long way before you're normal.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)
# *is lovely, her mum said so*
I'm off out for a cigarette in the wind and rain. THAT'S commitment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)
# maybe it is the same person, split personalities
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm imagining a b3ta Two Face from Batman.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# arguing to each other in the mirror
Frazer must be trying to get away from the ginger
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)
# hang on..... What if they are the same person?
The first rule of b3ta club - don't talk about b3ta club.

edit: mindpissage to teh MAX!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# pateince is a virtue. besides mine is now my second most popular post ever.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Yes but you have been pushing it every second post.
I've been around b3ta since before there were compos and it's never got to a Friday with no new one before.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# except when they used to be on fridays, except the two week ones except the one after the fire, except the one a couple of months back...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)
# i have an image ready to go to launch a caricature compo if you want...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Polled up above.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:32, archived)
# How do you think celebs would 'shop
and what would they photoshop if they could?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)
# dans bitch!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# :D
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)