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# It was a real question, but now I feel all of the sillies.
What's so bad about me asking that you may need to take the piss?
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)
# .
No, I don't feel the need to take the piss at all, definitely!

But if you had been joking, I would have looked an idiot for falling for it. So I added the caveat that I was playing nicely because I wasn't sure whether you were setting us up for a comedy fall.

:EDIT: And if you HADN'T been doing that and I had given a glib response, it might have made you feel bad. I don't like doing that to people.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Haha, I have no idea how I could have been doing that... but uh, fair :)
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Well I dunno.
But I'd rather not assume anything one way or the other.

Incidentally, there is an expression about the "collar and cuffs" matching. Or the Americanised version, "Does the carpet match the drapes?" It's supposed to mean, "Is this person a fake blonde or real" since this is usually - but not always - obvious once the pants hit the deck.

Oh my god. I've just realised that this means you might never have seen a ginger person naked!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Actually I have, somewhat unfortunately.
I just wasn't sure if the same kinda thing applied to blondes. I've had blonde friends who've told me theirs are dark brown like everyone else's before, you see.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Ah, I see.
Well, we're a big old genetic grab-bag and sometimes that's true.

Actually, come to think of it, I reckon it looks a bit odd when you have a really light blonde with dark pubes. But it does happen - it's just that it's a bit unexpected.

I should point out here that I'm not some lothario who spends their time cataloguing pube colours. It's just what I have noticed on my...er...travels.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Evidently, I should maybe get me a few more travels.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:14, archived)
# I suspect...
...that you're probably fine as you are, Face.

No need to go out and large it just to see blonde parts.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)
# "Aeroplane Blondes"
Blonde hair on top, but underneath they have a black box.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Glib?
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Flippant.
Or supposedly humorous.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)