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[challenge entry] I'm your Private Dancer, a dancer for money, do what you want me to do...

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(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:14, archived)
# looks like im the only person on b3ta.com/board
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:39, archived)
# they should call it www.b3ta.com/IM BORED!!!!!!!!!!!
amirit?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:40, archived)
# well fuck you too
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:40, archived)
# HIYA SEXY FANCY A ROUND OR TWO ON MY WILLY??? WOOOOOOF!!!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:43, archived)
# You two need to lay off that Cocaine
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:44, archived)
# cocaine...
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:45, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:45, archived)
# ...is a hell of a drug.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:45, archived)
# BNP member
I see.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:43, archived)
# I've never been a member of anything
I just thought Ms. Turner had hair like an Orangutan!
You PC fool...

(Plus there's an under lining of 'Papa Lazarou' from 'The League of Gentlemen' in this) :-)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:46, archived)
# I think you're mistaken
about not being a member of some sort.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:50, archived)
# Oh yeah......this place
Pfft....you got me there
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:51, archived)
# Actually, I was calling you a prick
but your being too thick to pick that up is completely understandable.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:37, archived)
# Really?
Why am I a Prick?

There's a reason why I'm called Darklord!
Both my parents are from the west indies, I'm dark, they're dark, and so is Tina!
But she just has ginger hair!

So, CUNTO! Your point and insult is?

(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha
You just corrected his politicalness (gone mad)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)
# haha still would
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:47, archived)
# "American Express will do nicely thankyou"
(co'mon, sing along)

Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me do you wanna see me do the shimmy again...

Im your private dancer
A dancer for money
I'll do what you want me to do
Im your private dancer
A dancer money
Any old music will do
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:54, archived)
# *puts on Ernie the Fastest Milkman in the West*
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:02, archived)
# Dons milkmans hat. MY NAME IS ERNIE!!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:04, archived)
# So I've heard*



*hasn't heard anything really
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:06, archived)
# my name isn't ernie. It's ever so slightly uncommon, begins with a D and has a famous aussie song named after it.
and i don't have a milkman's hat.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:09, archived)
# DMatilda?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:11, archived)
# ever see Billy Connelly's tour of Oz?
he was standing in La Parouse (morthern bit of Botany Bay) with a wash board singing Waltzing Matilda in French.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:13, archived)
# Really?
Missed that one. I'd imagine Waltzing Matilda sounds odd sung in anything other than an Aussie accent.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:17, archived)
# even i can't manage that... :( i feel so unaustralia i think ill have beef on australia day.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:21, archived)
# Fucking hahahaha!
That's awesome!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:25, archived)
# people took acception to the term 'pot smoking hippy vegetarian' :(
but Sam Kekovich has done those ranty adds every January for the past 3 or 4 years now. they're all great.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:28, archived)
# Well. He's done his job
I'm off out to buy lamb chops in time for Australia day.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:37, archived)
# Damn!
I was just getting into the velvet tones of Tina!

You made me loose my semi!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:07, archived)
# S'alright
k3b/-\b will fluff it back up for you
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:11, archived)
# Too late
It's all about the moment....
And it's gone!

Now you've got me searching for Ernie on youtube!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:15, archived)
# You want to get the raging horn to Ernie on YouTube?
You filthy beast!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:19, archived)
# Haha...
No, I've now got that eFFing song in my head, I had to go find it...

EDIT:
Oh noes, I forgot about the sad bit

'Two Ton Ted from Teddington' was an evil man...

*cries*


(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:27, archived)
# *fluffs back up*
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:11, archived)
# Jesus!
This is good!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:02, archived)