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# Haha!
I have just been presented with poached eggs, 3 rashers of bacons,and toats. God I love my wife :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# fuck you seven ways from sunday :(
what did I get for breakfast: FUCK ALL
who did i screw last night: MYSELF.

TANJ. TANFJ.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Sory - I missed that reply.
Too busy eating bacons.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# screw you bazza. I'm going to say nasty things about you to my therapist.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)
# ;)
well to be fair I've never has an image challenge suggestion taken up.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)
# spam is your friend, but the intial thrill wears thinner with every repost.
nor does it result in a shag.

EDIT: how many people here and now would know what ricky ponting looks like?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Ning all
No black pud? I just had black pud and fried egg on toats :P.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Ning
No, no pud. Just the staples of bacons, eggs and toats. Full fryup is for special occasions or crippling hangovers only.

...although I do have moderate hammers in my head so fryup might have been justified on the latter criterion.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)
# unrequested breakfasty gift, hmmm
either she's guilty about something

or you gonna bleed some ££££££ boy!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Oh no it was very much requested.
Demanded even.

...and I had to go to Morons and procure said bacons so it's not all beer and skittles in the headwound household...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
# ahh
so you are just gonna bleed anyway

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)
# The cat brought me a dead mouse this morning.
That has to count for something
(Haz, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Thank God for ketchup...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)