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# Getting rid of the drains on our resources and numpties?
Hell yeah. Any excuse for food and drink.

Tell him haggis doesn't taste as good as it used to. There arn't many places that make it properly. I've bought mine from Edinburgh so I'm hoping for better than last year
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 9:04, archived)
# don't worry, he knows what real proper haggis tastes like. He probably delivered the lamb which he then gutted (de-livered!) for the haggis...
probably had to do that before trudging up hill through three foot of snow with holes in his shoes to get to school, then walk back up the hill to go home

/dad stories...
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Why do ALL parents have tales of woe from their childhood?
Nobody ever says "actually, the school was at the bottom of my road so was able to lie in until 10 minutes before the bell"
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 9:12, archived)
# I dunno what I'm gunna tell my (more and more unlikely) kids
I was home schooled.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 9:15, archived)