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# Ha!
Am I alone in actually quite liking him? I mean, apart from the OTT bullying of poor people into spending their fag money on overpriced meats, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)
# I like him too.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)
# See above
I've met the guy a couple of times. He's a bit posh but a nice guy who puts his money where his mouth is.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)
# no - he's ace
I want his life.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)
# ... as portrayed on television
For all we know he could be a miserable drunk in reality
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)
# It's what I model myself on.
The miserable drunk part, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)
# yeah
I'm not sure I could face work if I were sober
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)
# That statement is so much more true
than you might imagine, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)
# well - hopefully we both have it under control
*deludes self a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)
# The River Cottage 'Meat' recipe book is quite excellent,
truth be told.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Yep, I learnt a lot from that book.
And the pate recipe is top drawer :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)
# pate is made of meat?
wow...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Sorry, that story I told you that
it was made from liquified slurry, mixed with the insides of Black Magic Montemilar chocolates was all a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)
# A LIE!??
A LIE!

*trembles with indignation*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)
# 'Fraid so...
*rumbles with constipation*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# poor people should eat offal and dripping and be happy with it
the workshy soap dodging bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Sensible Policies For A Better Britain!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)
# :D
"...how come there's so much unemployment and yet I can't find decently priced help? Lower your expectations unemployed people of Britain - there's nothing wrong with dying of black lung..."

that was a party political broadcast for the New Labour Party
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Well, that's what I think too,
but Hugh says they must eat mystical golden chickens fed on royal vegetables and Chablis.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Well, I agree with the Chablis bit.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Fools, its' easy.
Just eat the royal veg and drink the Chablis.

(Can anyone remind me, what is this 'work' you speak of.)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)
# *shrugs*
I forget.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I like him.
He just manages to stay the right side of the line between good telly and being insufferably smug.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)