Dear AndreI'm writing to you personally because the satisfaction of each and every one of our customers is important to me. I will of course be happy to refund your purchase in full and to reimberse you for your lost supper. What I would request in return though, in order for us to continue to improve our design, are a full set of detailed, high-resolution photographs of your anatomy so that we can build future models in the confidence that they will perform as required. Extreme closeups are the most useful to us, and on a personal note, if you could oil yourself up first it would make the viewing experience much more pleasurable.
Yours in anticipation, Mr. Dyson.
(Yours in anticipation, Mr. Dyson.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:03,
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I think I know where this is going.........
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:05,
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