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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# One of my mates admitted to having sex with a hoover
he said it wasnt very enjoyable
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I imagine they taste quite dusty
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I think it wouldnt be very fun getting it moist
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Bet the brush roller on the underside chafes a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)
#
chafes tickles
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# It was probably a Dyson
they can literally suck the shit right out of your arse
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)
# explain that on the warranty claim
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I'm sure Mr. Dyson would understand.
He looks like a very agreeable fellow to me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Dear Mr Dyson
I purchased your new Dyson 2000 vacuum cleaner with the express purpose of self-pleasurement. Imagine my surprise when the first time I used it, it quite literally sucked all the shit out of my arse and clogged up the filter.

Please accept this return of your product with my compliments. I won't be requiring a replacement, but I would like a full refund, including the cost of last nights supper.

Yours,
Mr Andre Pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Dear Andre
I'm writing to you personally because the satisfaction of each and every one of our customers is important to me. I will of course be happy to refund your purchase in full and to reimberse you for your lost supper. What I would request in return though, in order for us to continue to improve our design, are a full set of detailed, high-resolution photographs of your anatomy so that we can build future models in the confidence that they will perform as required. Extreme closeups are the most useful to us, and on a personal note, if you could oil yourself up first it would make the viewing experience much more pleasurable.
Yours in anticipation, Mr. Dyson.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:03, archived)
# I think I know where this is going.........
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Yeah but you'd then see it all blowing around as they are bagless
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Hahaha and with that, I'm off!
'nite ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Henry, i remember him

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)
# who actualy is this guy?
I missed the start of this particular meme
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Good lord
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Well...
I don't know what it's all about...but hello anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Good lord
it's been a while! How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# It has been...
I've been okay. And you? Just stopping by as I realized it's my b3ta birthday soon.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:03, archived)
# I'm ok thanks :)
It's freezing here, which I'm not too keen on, but otherwise we're in good shape.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I know..
Just about 20°F here. Been trying to clean up the dead links in my profile, and can't find that old fembot pic...you know, the one you said I'd regret! (tinfoil pie pans and norks)
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Ah
I'll have a look around for it but I'm not that hopeful to be honest. I'm ludicrously disorganized and I have literally thousands of pics scattered all over the place.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Have you been at the catnip again?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Noooo
just clearing up my desktop and trying to make use of some of the stuff that's accumulated there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Ha hah
I like this*

*Not running through the park naked with a hoover of course. The picture. The picture. I like the picture.

(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:49, archived)