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# Stop stealing jokes from 4chan
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Well
I never said it was my joke. Everyone's probably seen it on Digg anyway.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
# so why post it here too
in a new thread?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)
# A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.
The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is "an attitude suitability test" that you must take before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says:

"Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Arab extremists, and a rabbit. "

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)