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# This is me.
but you really, really don't want to see.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)
# You look like you touch children.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)
# That's a fantastic way to get children to touch your penis
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)
# *paedo-five*
Wait, that sounds wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)
# What's wrong with your face?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Buff!
You look like you've been in wars and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)
# OK WHO GNOPSED HIM?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)
# If you drew a line horizontally through the middle of your face and folded it over, all the edges would meet.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Horizontally?
Are you saying his chin is the same shape as his forehead?

Oh yeah, hahahahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)
# The gravitational pull of his nose has sucked all his features inwards.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Tell me about your guns.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:49, archived)