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# I want a hover mattress dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Have you tried farting in bed?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Yes
But I also smoke in bed and the two don't mix.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:38, archived)
# probably best use some lube.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Or a fire extinguisher.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:47, archived)