heheheh!'If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?'
'Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter yourself over a wide area.'
('Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter yourself over a wide area.'
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:06,
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And if you crawl over some barbed wire, on no account go,"ARRRRRRRGH"
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giant_squid,
Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:07,
archived)
"Sir, did you just crawl over some barbed wire?""No, I just put my elbow in a blob of icecream"
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:08,
archived)
