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# Aren't all penguins Muslim?
Or is it all Muslims are penguins?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)
# yes
and yes
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)
# That must be why penguins don't eat pork...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# penguins ARE pork
dirty antarctic pigs
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)
# pfff
"I don't understand - I can't bring a 200ml bottle of water on the plane, but I can buy a 200ml bottle of whisky on the plane"

"That's alright sir, Muslims don't drink"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)
# also
no bomb can be mixed in fluid containers of 100ml...

*possibly wasn't the smartest thing I've said in an airportn but my cavaties did remain unplundered... more's the pity.*

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I reckon I could make a bomb out of things I could buy in duty free
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Specially from the nitrogycerin and fuse store
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)