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[challenge entry] Marhaba...

From the Protecting the US Embassy challenge. See all 174 entries (closed)

(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)
# A Muslim penguin?
Woo.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Aren't all penguins Muslim?
Or is it all Muslims are penguins?
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)
# yes
and yes
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)
# That must be why penguins don't eat pork...
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# penguins ARE pork
dirty antarctic pigs
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)
# pfff
"I don't understand - I can't bring a 200ml bottle of water on the plane, but I can buy a 200ml bottle of whisky on the plane"

"That's alright sir, Muslims don't drink"
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)
# also
no bomb can be mixed in fluid containers of 100ml...

*possibly wasn't the smartest thing I've said in an airportn but my cavaties did remain unplundered... more's the pity.*

(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I reckon I could make a bomb out of things I could buy in duty free
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Specially from the nitrogycerin and fuse store
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I've never seen that old power
station looking as animated as it is lately. This is lovely!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)
# ^This
Well done :)
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# nice flaggage
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)