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He'd have problems
getting over Battersea bridge in the rush hour
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Puromycin is still licking windows,
Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:01,
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he'd just blow it up
by shooting at it a lot
and shouting
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:01,
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Especially shouting...
...and running about a lot.
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Puromycin is still licking windows,
Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:02,
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and making emergency phone calls
and shooting
and shouting
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:03,
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...and then he get's the stupid phonecall
from his daughter who want's to know why he's so against her new emo boyfriend whilst she's being kidnapped by Islamic extremists
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Puromycin is still licking windows,
Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:06,
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and then everything explodes and shit
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:07,
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Except her :(
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Puromycin is still licking windows,
Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:08,
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don't worry, there's endless terists who want to destroy american freedom
most of them are employed in the us gov
but there's plenty with beards!
so don't worry!
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:14,
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I've got a beard!
Does that mean I am a danger to merkins?
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Puromycin is still licking windows,
Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:16,
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yes
:D
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:17,
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Yay!
Wins!
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Puromycin is still licking windows,
Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:18,
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shit, I got a beard too
better shave it
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:19,
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Not THAT beard...
...especially if you're using a cut-throat razor
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Puromycin is still licking windows,
Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:21,
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first one
then the other
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:22,
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