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# You realise I'm going to need that cupboard space soon?
EDIT: It's like that old joke. How many dead hookers can you fit in a garage? Two more if I move the bike.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I've already let you fill the bath with marmite
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!??!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)
# A golden syrup shower:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# I imagine that would be an
unpleasant experience
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Unless you had a hundreds and thousands towel.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)
# you'll never get me to move from my
waffle dough bath robe.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:57, archived)
# *musters Ethiopians and gives them forks*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# How is that dungeon coming on by the way?
Ive got 3,000 Italian workers i need to move in asap.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)
# I used to go to a club called the Dungeon.
The owners got pissed off that everyone called it The Dindgy so they changed the name to Legends.
They soon changed it back to The Dindgy sounded better than Leg Ends.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# There was a club round our way called Heroes
It specialised in tribute acts. Attendance dropped so they ditched the acts and changed the name to fuel. NOw the only people who go there are crack addicts.

Oh and everything in there is still branded as Heroes *face-palms*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Well they should change it back to Heroes
And then the clientelle will all be small chocolate bars.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:07, archived)
# If they start packing fudge
I'm there.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)
# there's a sandwich shop in town called Heroes
it is permanently graffiti'd to read "Herpes" on all signs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:57, archived)