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# I always find self defacing small penis jokes more rewarding
you get into a situation with a lady*...

'I thought you said it was massive' ..disenheartening.

'oh you were right after all.. it is a bit small'.. well it's what you've said all along

'this penis is not small at all' ego boost.

it is the logical course of action.

EDIT: *or man.. who am I to presupose the straightness of the male readers. saying that even if they're gay I guess they still could end up in a situation with a titted one looking at their male splendour.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Exactly!
Keep expectations low, then deliver a meaty surprise!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Lasagne?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Have I met you before?
...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# this was my motto for life
I will always remember getting berated by physics teacher at GCSE, a class I was so very often kicked out of mostly for talking, he accused me of not trying to learn and what did I get in my mock exams?

" a D?! are you really happy with that?!"

"Well, it is two grades above what you'd predicted I'd get."

his argument that I was distracting others was blown out of the water completely as Tom, my friend in this story, had got an A.. when I pointed this out i was then instructed to leave the room once more.

yay education!

EDIT: this was my moto for life... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# But just think...
without you distracting him, Tom could ahve been the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court by now...

instead, he's only got an A in GCSE Physics...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# if you knew tom
that sentence would fill you with fear.

He has how ever just got back from spending a year teaching english in japan.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# did it involve a meaty surprise anywhere along the line?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)
# every surprise is a meaty surprise
when you give gifts in boxes with circular holes cut out of them...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)