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# I figured out why art and pip got stuck to their seats

*prepares for haranguing about colouring in*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I feel I shall harangue you for not colouring it all in and hopefully circumnavigate your preparations
consider yourself harangued!

HI-YARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I wanted to
make a sequence of her and scarlet in the cinema and losing her toffie down the side of the seat. However, I am not up to par with my pen yet.
Its starting to get used to it. The nib is receding into the pen however. I have a feeling I will need a new one just when I get used to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# is this a graphic tablet I assume
I aquired corel painter x.. trying to do that showed me how shit my cheap ass trust one really is :D


I want rotatey pen functions :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I had a trust a while back
went with the bamboo this time around its only got an a5 drawing area but it seems perfect.

the rubber on the end however keeps randomly switching on but apart from that its great.
edit I think it cost me about £50 with the postage I'm glad i got it now
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I'm getting into the coloury things..
one of my projects at the moment is colouring in a 5 page section from Akira... a lot of digital colouring I see in comics I think is shit.. and I keep thinking I could probably do better so I have decided to start putting my graphics skills where my mouth is...

or something.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I'm making a video
as I go along right now. It will be accompanied by a full PDF tutorial of the way I do my digital painting and cell shading.
I'm no expert butt here may be a few tips for you to pick up.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I remember you mentioning previously
and I will deffinately give it a read and a watch.

I also aquired the jeremy sutton corel x dvd guide thing.. but I found him painful to watch. lol. I don't think I'll be using painter x till I get the rotatey pen ability as I cannot be fucked with continually having to rotate the canvas.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# hehe. he is a pain in the arse
( Sutton ) but it's worth browsing through the chapters for tips.
The Fay Sirkis DVD is much more informative and has some good tools with it. ( brushes, palettes etc.) As long as you can get over her annoying speech impediment.
rotating the canvas is second nature to me now but I have it mapped to the buttons on my tablet but it's no hardship to do it from the keyboard. In fact you should get used to doing everything barring your pen-strokes, from the keyboard shortcuts and stop using the gui where possible. It speeds things up massively when you know your tool shortcuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I have managed to do so with photoshop
well.. for some things anyway.. although due to work area fail I have to have the key board at a 90 degree angle to me :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I tend to sit back
in my chair with my feet up on the corner of the desk. The tablet then goes on the slide drawer where the keyboard usually is and it sits perfectly under my right arm and I put the keyboard on my lap under my left hand. I have to turn slightly to see the monitors but it works perfectly for me, until my arse goes numb.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# ok i have considered this at length
long arms4

It might be that you have long legs or a small desk.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I would watch
I think the chances are high that I would learn something I didn't know. It wasn't until about 3 days ago I realized I had a "pick tool". I am not big on reading instructions.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# I Like the transparicy options on the layers
I used to just ignore it all but there is allot of nice blending techniques to get rid of seams.
for the katsuit I just copied the section onto a new layer and chose "difference" transparicy and added a few bits and bobs after. painter x is what i use too atm the only thing that anoys me about that is they keep trying to sell me an addon pack
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# yes I dislike things like that
I bought L ron hubbards book on dianetics *it was 50p in a charity shop* before I knew what it properly was.. as I had only heard it mentioned in a tenacious D song..

through out all of it there are adverts for other products seminars hundreds and hundreds of dollars for audio tapes... I was feeling really down at the time and so was looking for help.. and it almost had me to a point... that is untill I read the bit that claimed they could cure you from being gay.. at which point I bellowed out laughter closed the book and put it down never to be picked up again.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# he should have stuck to making telescopes
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# he made telescopes?!
marvelous.

ooh this all reminds me that I have a comic I should be drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# That picture is magical;
It takes me to somewhere else.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# the toilet
with a box of tissues?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# You don't need the tissues do you?
/below thread
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Ha!
good point, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# *re-zips*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I Say!
Did something the size of the Royal Barge just hove into view?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# *turns*
Where!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# You need to learn to take a compliment
better than that...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Not in my nature I'm afraid...
Unless by 'Royal Barge' you meant the royal famiy of Lilliput...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I now have a mental image of
Prince Charles elbowing his way onto the Underground.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)
# He would as well... jug-eared bastard that he is...
This has led me to an extension of that mental image, whereby he's sitting on a grimy Northern Line seat, attempting, and failing, to engage the proletariat in conversations about growing leeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)
# I always find self defacing small penis jokes more rewarding
you get into a situation with a lady*...

"I thought you said it was massive" ..disenheartening.

"oh you were right after all.. it is a bit small".. well it's what you've said all along

"this penis is not small at all" ego boost.

it is the logical course of action.

EDIT: *or man.. who am I to presupose the straightness of the male readers. saying that even if they're gay I guess they still could end up in a situation with a titted one looking at their male splendour.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Exactly!
Keep expectations low, then deliver a meaty surprise!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Lasagne?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Have I met you before?
...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# this was my motto for life
I will always remember getting berated by physics teacher at GCSE, a class I was so very often kicked out of mostly for talking, he accused me of not trying to learn and what did I get in my mock exams?

" a D?! are you really happy with that?!"

"Well, it is two grades above what you'd predicted I'd get."

his argument that I was distracting others was blown out of the water completely as Tom, my friend in this story, had got an A.. when I pointed this out i was then instructed to leave the room once more.

yay education!

EDIT: this was my moto for life... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# But just think...
without you distracting him, Tom could ahve been the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court by now...

instead, he's only got an A in GCSE Physics...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# if you knew tom
that sentence would fill you with fear.

He has how ever just got back from spending a year teaching english in japan.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# did it involve a meaty surprise anywhere along the line?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)
# every surprise is a meaty surprise
when you give gifts in boxes with circular holes cut out of them...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Hmmm;
Not what I had in mind...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Somehow, I really doubt that
to be true.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Shame then;
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# *is looking forward to Lesbian Vampire Killers*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I've talked to the director
I was pissed and confused... he didn't seem that appreciative of the magnificence of my pissed up candence*.

although one of the lasses who was in The Decent, who was with him, seemed more engaged in my banterous wonderment... but then again she is an actress...

Yay horror film festivals :D

*EDIT: although memory has just kicked in and this could easily of been because I may of said that I had no idea who he was untill someone told me... :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Hahaha
I have a feeling you'll need to be pissed to truly appreciate it but I have no problem with that. Roll out of the pub about midnight, go see LVK, kebab, home. Sounds like a great night
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# there was a 5 min preview during said horrorfilm festival, frightfest,
the footage that was shown was pretty funny... also I appreciate the directors honest when I asked him "why lesbian vampire killers?"

"Money... it will make all the 16 year old boys want to go and see it."
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)
# The descent is that film where those girls go down a hole
and theres mutant shit down there right?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# yus
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Oh there are some hotties in that :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# There's a joke in there somewhere...
But my sleep deprived mind can't quite connect the dots...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Great film. Properly scary.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Especially given that a lot of the scares are signposted miles off...
And yet when they finally arrive, you still jump...

[Rec] was good for that as well...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# ^this with particularly shiney bells on
so good that the americans started remaking it before it had even been released in their country..

Quarantine is their version. I have not got even the remotest of wishes to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I can't imagine it being as good if half my attention isn't absorbed by reading subtitles...
and also, everything's always set in bloody America, [Rec] is scary precisely because it's clsoer to home.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Subtitles?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# [Rec] is a Spanish film...
And thus features a very pretty lady babbling away in the language of... erm... piella.

It is also fucking scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I'm always looking forward to Lesbian Vampire Killers
... as long as Maddie Smith and Valerie Leon are about
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# you have 45 "squirrel girls"
?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# It's Cindy Crowford that's bothering* me...
*arousing
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# oh my lord...
that's really not a good sign, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# honestly - I'd have to say no.
also - in other news, they're refurbishing the ladies toilets on this floor and there is a worrying smell all around my office.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# I shall refrain from the obvious strikethrough gag
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# was it
refurbishing the ladies toilets filming a gang bang
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# slightly more subtle than that, but that one will do.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# was it
of ori
?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# 18 points to SJD!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# YESSSSS
I'm gonna spend them on a new shirt methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# have a shufty at this:
www.simoncarter.net/
They have wunnerfull shirts, and a sale, too!

(equine free link)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Crikey! Very dapper...
It's my ambition to one day own a tailor made suit from this bloke:

www.greshamblake.com/new/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I say, that's rather top!
They've got some rather good shirts, too.

*makes note*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I sense an impeccably dressed b3ta bash some day in the future...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# was it
toilets?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# hehehe...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# uhh
well I dont know some of them are pineapples and rhino others didnt make the final set. anyway thats all in the past.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
#
squirrelgirls.com/
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I have no idea what that does
But I hear Squirrel girls are very powerful
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)
# he doesnt stand a chance!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# its not working for me
:/ the squirrel just sits there with a white circle around its head
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# holy ghost!
An album full of 45 pics of squirrel girls? Thats not healthy! You'll get rabies, i tell thee.

EDIT - mindpiss from above
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)