the obvious flaw in your plan is..
that Americans, who are more attracted to a pie than Brits, will be fatally attracted to them, thus leaving the embassy empty and open to vegetarian terrorists
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Sun 1 Feb 2009, 9:30,
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what if you had apple pie
then the vegie terrotourists will have a problem
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Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:20,
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