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# How does Fred Dineage work?
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# With a skill that puts
today's half-assed presenters to shame.

Oh how I miss Jack Hargreaves. He was like a friendly old uncle that showed you how to do all the stuff boys should be doing. ( I said uncle, not priest ).
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# happy days indeed
How are you mr?
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:10, archived)
# I'm not bad thanks Pob.
been a bit busy. I plan to do some painting tomorrow.

All good with you I trust?
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# no not really
but I trudge on towards the reaper with a smile on my face and a faint whiff of alcohol/tobacco :)

My only painting plans lately are usually magnolia, or getting rid of the same.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Ah the dreaded decoration.
been about 2 years since we had a major update there but she's throwing rumblings out now.
She's hardly here during the week and apparently it needs 'updating' Fucking women. can't live with them. Don't actually want to live with them any more ;)
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# ah now I agree
they are indeed insane, but we must conform to their standards of decoration.
May the gads of gin be with you sah, for they feckin are with me.
I sold my Jag today, you being a car man must understand that this was the final link to me having any kind of freedom.
Loft insulation beckons ffs
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:30, archived)
# That's just wrong.
We bought a Punto before Christmas. A fucking Punto! What have I become. The saving grace is my Nissan arrives March 9th and even after having it on order for a year I still get the "spectacular waste of money" argument most weekends.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:34, archived)
# well mine ended with me driving a....
seat ibiza. I feel sick just saying it.

Good times will roll again at Pob towers, but in the meantime I will be off to grow a hangover, I have put a lot of effort in.

Take care mate
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:44, archived)
# later fella.
We'll catch up proper, later.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:45, archived)
# "out of town"
is a distant childhood memory of warm fuzziness :)
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:14, archived)
# He doesn't...
.....he's dead.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# How Did Fred Dineage Work?
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
# I think
Jack would have had his hand up Fred's jacksie like some king of disgusting puppet.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zS1-aoUNBbE
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Would explain the voice...
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Is he the jarsquatting.com man ?!
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:14, archived)
# I'm keeping well away from that
as I feel I'm better off uninformed.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# It was in one of the newsletters a few weeks ago,
unfortunately I watched it...
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:41, archived)
# edit :
I sir am an idiot!

umm en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_2
he isnt dead!
edit 4 your sure its not mark spate?
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
# go back to your squirrel fetish
;)
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)