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# I'm starting to see a pattern emerging (only slightly shopped, I took out Mythbusters)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Needs more Fred Dineage
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# How does Fred Dineage work?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# With a skill that puts
today's half-assed presenters to shame.

Oh how I miss Jack Hargreaves. He was like a friendly old uncle that showed you how to do all the stuff boys should be doing. ( I said uncle, not priest ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# happy days indeed
How are you mr?
(Pob mk2, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:10, archived)
# I'm not bad thanks Pob.
been a bit busy. I plan to do some painting tomorrow.

All good with you I trust?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# no not really
but I trudge on towards the reaper with a smile on my face and a faint whiff of alcohol/tobacco :)

My only painting plans lately are usually magnolia, or getting rid of the same.
(Pob mk2, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Ah the dreaded decoration.
been about 2 years since we had a major update there but she's throwing rumblings out now.
She's hardly here during the week and apparently it needs 'updating' Fucking women. can't live with them. Don't actually want to live with them any more ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# ah now I agree
they are indeed insane, but we must conform to their standards of decoration.
May the gads of gin be with you sah, for they feckin are with me.
I sold my Jag today, you being a car man must understand that this was the final link to me having any kind of freedom.
Loft insulation beckons ffs
(Pob mk2, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:30, archived)
# That's just wrong.
We bought a Punto before Christmas. A fucking Punto! What have I become. The saving grace is my Nissan arrives March 9th and even after having it on order for a year I still get the "spectacular waste of money" argument most weekends.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:34, archived)
# well mine ended with me driving a....
seat ibiza. I feel sick just saying it.

Good times will roll again at Pob towers, but in the meantime I will be off to grow a hangover, I have put a lot of effort in.

Take care mate
(Pob mk2, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:44, archived)
# later fella.
We'll catch up proper, later.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:45, archived)
# "out of town"
is a distant childhood memory of warm fuzziness :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:14, archived)
# He doesn't...
.....he's dead.
(doogle i've got maddy, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# How Did Fred Dineage Work?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
# I think
Jack would have had his hand up Fred's jacksie like some king of disgusting puppet.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zS1-aoUNBbE
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Would explain the voice...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Is he the jarsquatting.com man ?!
(doogle i've got maddy, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:14, archived)
# I'm keeping well away from that
as I feel I'm better off uninformed.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# It was in one of the newsletters a few weeks ago,
unfortunately I watched it...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:41, archived)
# edit :
I sir am an idiot!

umm en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_2
he isnt dead!
edit 4 your sure its not mark spate?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
# go back to your squirrel fetish
;)
(Pob mk2, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# If you put MEGA in front of it
that covers about every programme on discovery.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# MEGA HOW ITS MADE
?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Now that
would be a cool show...
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Quality programming, so much quantity, so little point,
I can't really criticise I'm currently watching Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# magnets!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# magnets up the bum, judging by the picture
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
# broken glass magnets perhaps
on that note i have to be up early nn
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# I love all those programmes.. the last one i havnt seen but i want ;)
Seriusly, who know that "stock footage" could be so fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)
# I fucking love
How It's Made. mass-manufactured products ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Except according to that program, factories don't exist,
and everything is made by a master craftsman in Canada.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:09, archived)
# They do show a lot of factories
making stuff. I like those ones the most. I love the machines they use!
The 'master crafstman' ones are quite dull.
There's one where they show how battery chickens are farmed, from egg to chicken-inna-cage. I'm fine with farming animals for meat, but it was quite distressing to see the little chicks being transported round on conveyor rollers. "The small chicks fall through the gaps and are discarded" "The workers check for deformities and discard the imperfect chicks" there were a few shots of chicks getting limbs caught in the rollers and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Eeep!
I see it sorta like talking heads '100 Best Countdowns' type filler, it's easy to watch and sorta glides over you when you have a beer in your hand (and laptop in the other)

That one sounds a tad scary tho...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:21, archived)
# yeah!
it's great procrastination-telly. y'know, the soothing background noise you put on while you're supposed to be doing something else because you think it won't distract you.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# hey.
Don't you be knocking Rob's chosen career path ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
# "The 'master crafstman' ones are quite dull. "
Harrumph! Would you rather watch a program about how cigarettes are made than see me make a Welsh Dresser out of mahogany? ( naked, probably.)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
# hehe,
i think if the craftsmen were naked they'd definitely hold my attention a bit more!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)
# *Votes for the latter*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:49, archived)
# *ideas for a tutorial*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)