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# pffftttt.....
melbourne's a shithole!
Edit: There's nothing here you've not seen anywhere else really just served at a different temp.!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:54, archived)
# dammit
my word count was supposed to be higher than three....!
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)
# hahaha like hitchhikers guide to the galaxy:
mostly harmless!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:56, archived)
# oh well.
I'll just stay in my hotel and spend the per diems on crack and hookers.
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)
# if you're in sydney you should go to redfern
write an article about aboriginal culture...

/controversial blog
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)
# I don't think I could do it justice
only been here a few months and don't know my arse from my elbow on that front yet.

I generally tackle the tricky social issue of drinking cocktails.
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:02, archived)
# When you drink the cocktails make sure you have "Yothu Yindi" playing in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:13, archived)
# go to darlinghurst in syd, order a cosmo and wait to be picked up
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:14, archived)
# and don't pick up the soap
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:18, archived)
# oh yes indeed
a sad tale of winny blues and tribal cirrhosis!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)
# and run around naked and scream, "THE GOVT SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID 'SORRY'"!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:04, archived)
# yeah, just get off the train, exit the station on to lawson street
then down eveleigh street and announce you're there to take either their children or their booze, give them a choice...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
"Take the kids, Take the kids!"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:19, archived)
# if you want to see australia
you've got to hit the bush!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)
# can't.
am terrified of spiders.
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)
# they never eat more than they can carry!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:04, archived)
# ha.
had my first huntsman encounter on Sunday. I didn't feel good about myself or my machismo after.
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
*also points
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:08, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
*points*

look, if you're that worried, take a leaf out of the irwin fashion book: wear brown pants.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:10, archived)
# yeah and look where that got him!
scary country this.
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:11, archived)
# and remember the Aeroguard and ava good weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:11, archived)
# and the bundy. but watch out for drop bears.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:15, archived)
# and Bunyips
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:20, archived)
# The female of the species is more deadlier than the male.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)
# Like a daytrip to the Condobolin Commercial Hotel
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:07, archived)
# I enjoyed going to the Baroq House when I was last there.
I don't really remember coming out of it though...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)
# cool, thanks
I'll look it up..
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)
# But that was about 18 months ago now. So it may have changed
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)
# im the last person to ask about town...
i avoid it like the plague!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:08, archived)