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# some MoFo deleted the thread with my 6000th post!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:21, archived)
# and I am displeased
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:21, archived)
# this is majik
*trips out for a bit*
*woos*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Howdy Zank!
Is it still hot down there in Melb?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:26, archived)
# G'day!
nah its cooled down now - was a bit warm there for a coupla' days tho!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:28, archived)
# Apparently that ferris wheel you have down there buckled with the heat and is now inoperable.
It too needs beer
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)
# its been suncunted!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)
# In that case I was that over the weekend
Brought a lovely new lounge chair for the pool (the kind that you can lay in, have a drink on the side) and then spent the last 3 days with massive of the above. Bloody hurts for an ex-pat
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:45, archived)
# pisses on being cold for a laugh....
tell you that for nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)
# What ever happened to KB Lager?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:50, archived)
# pennant hills high science class
demanded the brewery return their science project!
(that was nasty beer & resch's pilsener - bluuurrrggh!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:52, archived)
# kb was the very first beer i ever tried as an impressionable three year old
and generally i drink resch's as a preference
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:54, archived)
# Occasionally I've had a Resch's Draught, which was ok.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)
# I thought the dudes at Carlton Public School invented Carlton Draught.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:54, archived)
# which dumb cunt invented XXXX?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:56, archived)
# Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:56, archived)
# he may have been a fascist dictator...
but he was a kind and friendly fascist dictator!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:57, archived)
# but he wasn't getting up an hour earlier for anyone
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:58, archived)
# fades the curtains you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)
# The don't have Daylight Saving Time, they have Moonlight Saving Time instead
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)
# He was Sir Les Patterson personified!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)
# Best served with mrs flo's pumpkins scones
I sincerely hope flo never made strawberry jam. that's just too disgusting.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:58, archived)
# She just makes whatever she feels like and goes with the flow...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:01, archived)
# We're about to get another wave in Sydney
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:28, archived)
# I heard it was going to be in the 40's next week.
I think I better fill the fridge with beer
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:29, archived)
# yeah
42° C for the west on Saturday :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)
# But it still doesn't say it here:
weather.smh.com.au/local.jsp
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)
# yeah got the city temps, if you go to the bom site it's got medium time range
forecasts for a few different places.

so it's better than a paper that's journos feel you fall off the edge of the earth at strathfield.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:34, archived)
# This is true. Bloody journos!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:39, archived)
# They have a point though, don't they
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)
# Haha - Inner city slicker!
*points
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:43, archived)
# yeah
strathfield is the end of the earth (it used to be lugarno)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:43, archived)
# Well, anything past Erskineville really.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:45, archived)
# pffft
end of platform 3 at central!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)
# And here was I thinking it was Chullora
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)
# piss off back to ultimo!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:49, archived)
# rooty hill rsl ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:31, archived)
# HAHAHA
and here was I getting excited about Beecroft Bowling Club... LOL
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)
# cronulla leagues
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:34, archived)
# Lithgow workies!!!
*names another pub/club far away from beecroft*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:36, archived)
# Brookvale Ex-Rapists
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:37, archived)
# Bankstown Stabbers Club
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:38, archived)
# Hurstville Cousin Fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)
# Oatley goat fingerers
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)
# Bondi Cod Gropers
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:44, archived)
# Darlinghurst Druggo's Club
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:44, archived)
# I haven't been there for at least ten years. Wow
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:37, archived)
# last leagues club i was in was the crushers
when they were still playing in the superleauge days...i think i was maybe 10
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:41, archived)
# I'm amazed you got passed the bouncers. How many beers did you consume?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:49, archived)
# none i was with my granny and mum and some of their old fogey mates
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)
# How many cigarettes did you have then?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:57, archived)
# HAHAHA passively, heaps.
never actually smoked one myself.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)
# I have won karaoke nights at the rooty hill rsl
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:43, archived)
# you winner
all i ever got from there was crabs!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:45, archived)
# HAHAHA - Were they cooked to your liking? ....
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:48, archived)
# yep
and served at crotch temperature!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:51, archived)
# OH YEAH! Hot and spicy!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:56, archived)
# get the sunny boys frozen!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)
# I remember those! Geeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:31, archived)
# howdy Zank
I'm coming to Melbourne on Thursday to write an article about bars there. anywhere I shouldn't miss you can think of??
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:51, archived)
# pffftttt.....
melbourne's a shithole!
Edit: There's nothing here you've not seen anywhere else really just served at a different temp.!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:54, archived)
# dammit
my word count was supposed to be higher than three....!
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)
# hahaha like hitchhikers guide to the galaxy:
mostly harmless!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:56, archived)
# oh well.
I'll just stay in my hotel and spend the per diems on crack and hookers.
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)
# if you're in sydney you should go to redfern
write an article about aboriginal culture...

/controversial blog
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)
# I don't think I could do it justice
only been here a few months and don't know my arse from my elbow on that front yet.

I generally tackle the tricky social issue of drinking cocktails.
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:02, archived)
# When you drink the cocktails make sure you have "Yothu Yindi" playing in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:13, archived)
# go to darlinghurst in syd, order a cosmo and wait to be picked up
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:14, archived)
# and don't pick up the soap
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:18, archived)
# oh yes indeed
a sad tale of winny blues and tribal cirrhosis!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)
# and run around naked and scream, "THE GOVT SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID 'SORRY'"!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:04, archived)
# yeah, just get off the train, exit the station on to lawson street
then down eveleigh street and announce you're there to take either their children or their booze, give them a choice...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
"Take the kids, Take the kids!"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:19, archived)
# if you want to see australia
you've got to hit the bush!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)
# can't.
am terrified of spiders.
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)
# they never eat more than they can carry!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:04, archived)
# ha.
had my first huntsman encounter on Sunday. I didn't feel good about myself or my machismo after.
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
*also points
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:08, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
*points*

look, if you're that worried, take a leaf out of the irwin fashion book: wear brown pants.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:10, archived)
# yeah and look where that got him!
scary country this.
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:11, archived)
# and remember the Aeroguard and ava good weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:11, archived)
# and the bundy. but watch out for drop bears.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:15, archived)
# and Bunyips
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:20, archived)
# The female of the species is more deadlier than the male.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)
# Like a daytrip to the Condobolin Commercial Hotel
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:07, archived)
# I enjoyed going to the Baroq House when I was last there.
I don't really remember coming out of it though...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)
# cool, thanks
I'll look it up..
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)
# But that was about 18 months ago now. So it may have changed
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)
# im the last person to ask about town...
i avoid it like the plague!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:08, archived)
# Congrats to the 6000!
Linky to sauce pic?

Tis most woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:28, archived)
# thanks!
Caution NSFW
link to pic: www.imagebam.com/image/d98d3f23469107
Article containing pic: mokkelboulevard.nl/showthread.php?t=20614&page=2
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)
# BRN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)
# phoar
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:35, archived)
# yay this
*continues to stare*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:16, archived)
# woo
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 6:31, archived)