My grandad always wanted to commit suicide by jumping under a steam train.When I bought him a ticket to the Bluebell Steam Railway he was chuffed to bits
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:42,
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and then the ice-cream mantopped himself
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:52,
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this thread should be taken outside and shot barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:56,
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