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# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# stolen from Bottom
but woo anyway
and no, it wont hurt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Bottom? Really?
I thought i's seen most of Bottom but don't recall that. I knew I'd heard it somewhere before though.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Changing the subject somewhat
I bet you've all got smashing blouses on.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Erm.....
no...I have on a small bright yellow halter, with denim hotpants.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# pictures please
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NEVAR call Benny's bluff . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I don't care
DO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# OH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Heheh
yeah in case you didn't recognise it that's a Bottom quote too.
YOU'VE NEVER ACTUALLY FUCKING SEEN IT HAVE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Hotel Splendido Marvelloso
"do you have a reservation"
"yes, I'm not sure we're going to get away with this" - Eddie Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Ahh....
not got round to seeing that yet.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# it's called "finger" if that's any help
the only Bottom my missus actually enjoys, so it must be good
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# The episode set in wolverhampton!
/from wolverhampton blog
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Are you flexible?
Well I can't do Tuesdays


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
Load of pork in the sea today....
it was a bit choppy...
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# yeah, she fitted her own contraceptive coil . . .
she fitted her own contraceptive coil . . .she's expecting a baby in the Spring . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I spent the morning helping a friend install a skylight
it looks awesome - the people in the flat upstairs fucking hate it though......
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Our teacher always struggled to keep discipline in the classroom
it was easier from the back of the room but she couldn't write on the board from there . . . she never solved the problem not by a long chalk


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# He tried to warm up by building a fire in his canoe, but it burned and sank
Proving you can't have your kayak and heat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# My grandad always wanted to commit suicide by jumping under a steam train.
When I bought him a ticket to the Bluebell Steam Railway he was chuffed to bits
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# and then the ice-cream man
topped himself


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# this thread should be taken outside and shot
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)