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# what you need is a time machine
failing that, well, yer screwed


:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Its only about global warming and shit
Its just common sense really
Thats why I only went to 4 lectures
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Ask them for solid proof!lol!!
that'll stump then...ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# thats right the ozone can fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# ah just make it up then
everyone else is

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# theres some equations about cox and sox and nox production and shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# the cox is due to the humping
the sox is due to burning the blankets afterwards

the nox is due to burning it at too high a temperature

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)
# global warming is bollocks.
not that it's not happening but that we can do anything about the earth's natural cycles. All the ice core records show that CO2 rises are a result of higher temperatures, not the other way around.
Warming releases the CO2 sunk in the ocean. 100% of FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
# no no! it's all the martians driving around in hummers!
that's why their canals.. er.. dried up.. and um.. something

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
# just write
"It's been a bit cold this winter, hasn't it?"

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# global warming...
is what reduces the sperm count of taxi drivers.

Exam passed.

(Good luck)
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Er.
Climate models - accuracy, utillity
Human vs natural sources of co2.
Natural sinks of co2.
Effects of rising temperatures on sea levels, crop yields, droughts.
Historical climate records.

ummm....

(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
# space monsters
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:10, archived)
# And the decline of pirates <|;-}
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Lol somalia
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Well,
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/04/FSM_Pirates.png
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# indeed, I was just about to refer to that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)