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# a *complete* guide you say?
If this blender in any way damages my manhood I'm holding you responsible...
(gtfomh, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Disclaimer:
Publisher holds no responsiblity for damages taken upon readers who do not read all editions of The Complete Guide of where NOT to stick your penis.

Blenders are in volume two
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)
# mum seems to be missing as well
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)
# OK
Your Mum, my Mum and me when I'm passed out will be added to volume two.

Gee I really did miss some valid non penis-ing objects.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:26, archived)
# when your not passed out??
(munzor in the jungle, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# also
don't forget gelgameks. They should definitely be in there.
(gtfomh, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)
# so your perfectly valid when not passed out?
edit: scale weights are also inadvisable.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:34, archived)
# I'm valid
with proper permission of course.

Also adding fire to volume two.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:40, archived)
# do you have forms I have to fill in?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)
# best pick up line ever
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Damn!
*put Rohypnol back in pocket and sulks* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)
# really? no wonder that old lady at the bank was smiling at me!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Jammy Dodgers!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:36, archived)
# that's fine surely?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)