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# V.2 coming soon

volume two: www.b3ta.com/board/9169458
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Nice..
Here too...
(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:13, archived)
# On the subject of cocks
I just made this :-)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 4:38, archived)
# Too late.
Everybody's had their penis in there.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:10, archived)
# why not your sister?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Because I don't have one
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:16, archived)
# niether do i
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)
# sheep seem to be fair game
as do cats, computers and dvd players
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:16, archived)
# No
I did original have the fan as a dvd player. Computers are ok as are Sheep and Cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)
# As much as I think that you are a fine young chap
the thought of some bearded antipodean pawing my sister puts me in mind of murder.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:46, archived)
# she that bad then?
or is a beard too close to being a furry in your eyes :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Pasanonic is just a fat racist
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)
# Too bad he donates so much to the site
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
# oh you can have a beard all day.
It's fucking Australians I want to shoot on sight ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)
# racist!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:13, archived)
# As much as I'd like a boffin
to prove that you lot are genetically subnormal different to us homo saplings I'll have to bring out the pedant here and call shenanigans on your race card :D
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)
# hahahaha i know about that, however the *giggle* learned *giggle* opinions of social *giggle* scientists *giggle* suggest
that despite no genetic difference there is still a perception issue.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)
# boo!
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)
# a *complete* guide you say?
If this blender in any way damages my manhood I'm holding you responsible...
(gtfomh, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Disclaimer:
Publisher holds no responsiblity for damages taken upon readers who do not read all editions of The Complete Guide of where NOT to stick your penis.

Blenders are in volume two
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)
# mum seems to be missing as well
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)
# OK
Your Mum, my Mum and me when I'm passed out will be added to volume two.

Gee I really did miss some valid non penis-ing objects.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:26, archived)
# when your not passed out??
(munzor in the jungle, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# also
don't forget gelgameks. They should definitely be in there.
(gtfomh, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)
# so your perfectly valid when not passed out?
edit: scale weights are also inadvisable.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:34, archived)
# I'm valid
with proper permission of course.

Also adding fire to volume two.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:40, archived)
# do you have forms I have to fill in?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)
# best pick up line ever
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Damn!
*put Rohypnol back in pocket and sulks* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)
# really? no wonder that old lady at the bank was smiling at me!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Jammy Dodgers!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:36, archived)
# that's fine surely?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)
# It doesn't mention you...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)
# :D
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)
# I don't have a sister.
ALL BETS ARE OFF.
*finds some soup*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)
# I suggest ox tail
it's velvety texture really enhances the experience
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Cold soup is ok for penis-ing
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)
# with a name like squishtastic I feel this is almost a scientific endorsement
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:33, archived)
# If only I had this guide
then I would possibly have managed to avoid doing two of these things.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)
# *intreguied*
*misspelling*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:15, archived)
# my money's on
the two sisters
(gtfomh, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)
# no flesh involved
apart from mine. There was electricity though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 3:05, archived)
# "Fire"
is another fairly fundamental one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:40, archived)
# a rat trap, freddie mercury, the list goes on...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Quite frankly
I don't know how I manage to make it through each day without sticking my penis in something inappropriate.
It is a metaphorical minefield.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)
# I COULD TOTALLY STICK MY DICK IN A TOASTER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)
# george foreman grill
shake the fat out of it
collect in tray
serve to mother
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)
# "It's so good
I put my dick in it!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Well
it would be unhealthy to put it in a grill...
(gtfomh, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Just on that point, I know someone who pretty much does that,
he thinks that fat that collects in the tray is free lard/dripping for cooking!

Missing the original point a bit maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Well if you're going to use lard anyway then surely it's fine to use that stuff
Doing things this way means you'd only get a single dose of fat (when you're using it for dripping) rather than a double dose of fat (when you eat your first meal and again when you use fresh dripping)

Personally I prefer to excercise rather than pay close attention to my fat intake.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# I tend to sit on my ass
and just pray I don't get fat. Working good so far!
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:12, archived)
# ^this but it's not working :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:14, archived)
# It is.
Collect it, boil it, in clean water when you have
about 2kg saved. Three to four hours and skim often.

Once free of any crumbs and goo, turn it up
and boil off ALL the water. Store in a boiled
or bleached jar. Keeps for months.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)
# But
why?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)
# To ask that reveals much.
May you never know the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 3:09, archived)
# No seriously...
what is the end product and what do you do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# My mother is having YET ANOTHER episode at the moment.
She doesn't need any beef fat.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8986394
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Hehe
Love the difference between "my sister" and "your sister". In the picture, I mean.
(NinjaDreams, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Nn
Napkin rings.
(Benzyl, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:22, archived)
# A broken bottle?
A ferret's cage? (or any cage containing small pets with sharp teeth)
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Final Product
I do hope that the final product will feature bigger fonts so it'll be easier to read, I found it rather hard to decipher some of the words due to their small size.

All in all: Keep up the good work!
(Almar wonders what will go wrong this week, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Also airplane jet turbines
woo btw :)
(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:17, archived)
# photobucket
have killed your fp - cunts
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Rehost.
www.b3tards.com

Whee.
(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)