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# Mesmereyesed
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# ooo you slag
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Indeed, have we met before?
After lots of general lurking I've decided that the best time to view this stuff is when I get in from the pub.

Being out of work makes this better.

Edit: nuts, I should not use strike tags after going to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# i might have shagged you once?
do you live in brighton? drink to excess and have a habit of picking up strange women dressed as nuns?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Bingo!
Well, I don't recall ever having been to Brighton, but that probably means that yes I do drink to excess in Brighton. The rest is also therefore highly likely.
(I helped save b3ta! robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:02, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# * gets in car and puts 'Brighton' in satnav *
(I helped save b3ta! robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)
# HURRY!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# As I implied, I've not long got back from the pub
so the trip will be like the Withnail one, including whisky bottle, and take ages.

Mr Satnav says my ETA is Thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)
# have you got the piss device tho?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Which dispenses child's piss?
It's a permanent fixture.
(I helped save b3ta! robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:20, archived)
# is the bottle of whiskey also a permanent fixture?
i know mine is.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Will !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Sheebee gots da heebeegeebeez
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Ripe for plucking !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)
# NOOOOO!
KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Isn't that what's happening?
Newsflash - New video footage of child being attacked by hundreds of invisible hammers
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# smells of hammers
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Oscar Hammerstink . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Feeling Retractable Twinges . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I love that advert
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# ^Then
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)
# D-:
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)