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# Your Mum is rubbish in bed.
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:53, archived)
# literally
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)
# A bad workman always blames his tools.
She was underwhelmed.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:55, archived)
# She was the one who suggest the Narwal costume in the first place
what did she expect?
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:01, archived)
# That you wouldn't go out and a skin a Narwhal
The smell is not exactly conducive to seduction.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:05, archived)
# unless you are a narwhal necrophile
then it is a possitive aphrodisiac.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:17, archived)