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# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:14, archived)
# I have a friend who grew up in the philippines
His dad ran a factory and used to buy a big bowl of balut for the workers at christmas time and a couple of times fights broke out, they love their half-formed eggs so much.

Everyone used to grab as many as they could and then sit at their desks, guarding them with their lives and looking at everyone else suspiciously.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:20, archived)
# They look grim to me.
What must they smell like.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:22, archived)
# They smell like eggs
somewhere between eggs and chicken.

I tried one in china but I got a tiny foot in my mouth and had to spit the whole thing out.

I mean, I'd eaten scorpions the day before but those things? FUCK THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:23, archived)
# I hope to get through my whole life
without needing say the words "I got a tiny foot in my mouth and had to spit the whole thing out"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:26, archived)
# "and then i realised i'd swallowed the tiny shoe!"
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:38, archived)
# thankfully it wasn't a sandal.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:47, archived)
# because sandals are disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:47, archived)