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# CAN WE PLEASE END THIS!
I tore this out from last nights board...

(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# look i'm perfectly willing. NOW SOMEONE GET IN MY BLOODY BED
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I suggest
a Valentine campaign where you send Valentines cards to all the women you're interested in with an RSVP to a PO Box address. You can then follow up on those that respond!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Or simply send her this ¬

Miss Squirrel With-Tits
1 The Tall Tree
Woodland
Forestshire
NU7Z

Dear Miss With-Tits

Would you please sleep with me because I am sad and lonely and I have no real friends.

Love
k3b/-\b

xxx
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)