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# And stop killing kittens every time someone mentioned St Valentine's Day.
It's not their fault nobody wants your cock inside them.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# you seem to have missed the point of humour.
but you bring up 150.

ed: further to your point (yes, I've bitten) that hasn't been the case, I've just kind of missed the point (on many occasions now) One of them gave me a bollocking after she found someone else. That made me sad. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I think you're just using humor as an excuse
to go on and on about how you never get laid to get some kind of false sense of sympathy from a website full of people you've never met.

But maybe I'm way off.
To be perfectly honest, I'm just sick of hearing about your lack of sex life.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I've certainly cut down on bringing it up. It's others that pull it out first.
I don't expect sympathy, please rate my intellect higher would you.

I've been trying to reduce the posts of badly drawn kittens as well, which started as a joke. I'm just about down to counting them. (152)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# And yet, you're only doing it because of your lonely penis.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I'm doing it cause I started it as a smart-arsed comment.
then because a few people expect me to do it. Jesus do you want a bit of the truth?

Truth is I could stop worrying get dress up go to a club and get laid, it's not that hard, fuckwits deadbeats and crackheads do it all the time. They get laid and then go home, simple.

I don't want to do that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I didn't do that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# To be fair
he does have a very loving family dog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I'd post a pic but it would get shopped to buggery.

title lolz.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I hope you hovered.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:23, archived)