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# thank christ i've never had to work in hospitality.
I did have someone try and set my hair on fire though.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# what an oik. how come?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)
# i tutor highschool kids in physics, in particular the experimental component.
one of the experiments call for heating something, with a bbq lighter, he set fire to a bit of his notebook, his mate's note book, the edge of the desk um his uniform blazer (lolrofls) and was sortof reaching towards my pony tail when i had my back turned. I took the thing off him.

It was weird, cause he wasn't a disruptive kid, and after that he just got on with it. and of course, if anyone got hurt it would have been my fault for trying to teach them rather than watching the mong with a figherlighter...
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I had that
I was in a bight club and it was when my hair was long. He'd tried to minesweep my pint and I caught him and I think he figured it if came to a fight he would have come out worse than myself.
Unfortunately for him his lighter wasn't working properly and he was too dim ti realise that I was facing a mirrored wall. So not only could I see his lighter not working, I could also see a furious bouncer talking up fast behind him.:P
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# ahahahahha
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# It's a very stupid stunt to attempt especially if the person has long hair.
I could cause 3rd degree burns or even death.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# not to mention plain cuntish.
I'd probably rearrange someone if they tried it in a pub or something.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I believe it's your right under the Geneva Cuntvention.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)