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# Has anyone ever seen these two photographed together?
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)
# or macca and schumacher for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)
# TJ: facebook ads rock
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Chlamydia's probably the least of your worries in Leeds.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# It's not all bad,
There's only 2 guns in the entire city.

The police own one, the Library has the other out on loan.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I always liked the old 90s T-shirt.
Leeds - LSD and a couple of Es.

Class
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Are they leather leeds?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# haha my mate was considering a stag do in Leeds..
I hear the nightlife's good !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Great place,
just douse your bits in TCP before and after you leave.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# LOL that's brilliant.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Isn't it
A post of two people that don't look remotely alike. I'm glad he brought it to our attention.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)
# the don't look remotely unlike! they both have eyes, a nose and mouth
I for one welcome such informative posts like this.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# My god you're right!:O
FFS! I've just had by door buzz again and it was the same woman there saying, 'Hi. We're back to check in.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Eleven already?
My how time flies. Hang tough, riv'.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)
# You yam New Kids on teh Block.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)
# *dances like a spasmodic chipmunk*
No-no, I just had dropped my cigarette into my shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# That's a bad habit!
You shouldn't wear shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I thought you said check in was 11am?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)
# I did
And this time I fold them to go and find somewhere else to stay if they could only muster up the intelligence to open the door to get in it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)
# hahaha. classic. It amazes me that people feel it necessary to be rude
and irritating to a person accommodating them.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Well I sent them away
saves me pooing in their bed:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# they coming back?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# They came for the bed
they stayed for the poo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# hope you have the camera set up.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# I'll save you some.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)
# i used to work in a restaurant as a waiter
this one time we had an incredibly rude family of four come in, the oldest son being the rudest of the lot. If he wanted anything he'd point at me and shout "you!". after the third occasion I leant down to his father's ear and whispered "would you be so kind as to explain to your son that it is unwise to offend a person who has unlimited access to his own bodily fluids and your son's meal"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# thank christ i've never had to work in hospitality.
I did have someone try and set my hair on fire though.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# what an oik. how come?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)
# i tutor highschool kids in physics, in particular the experimental component.
one of the experiments call for heating something, with a bbq lighter, he set fire to a bit of his notebook, his mate's note book, the edge of the desk um his uniform blazer (lolrofls) and was sortof reaching towards my pony tail when i had my back turned. I took the thing off him.

It was weird, cause he wasn't a disruptive kid, and after that he just got on with it. and of course, if anyone got hurt it would have been my fault for trying to teach them rather than watching the mong with a figherlighter...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I had that
I was in a bight club and it was when my hair was long. He'd tried to minesweep my pint and I caught him and I think he figured it if came to a fight he would have come out worse than myself.
Unfortunately for him his lighter wasn't working properly and he was too dim ti realise that I was facing a mirrored wall. So not only could I see his lighter not working, I could also see a furious bouncer talking up fast behind him.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# ahahahahha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# It's a very stupid stunt to attempt especially if the person has long hair.
I could cause 3rd degree burns or even death.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# not to mention plain cuntish.
I'd probably rearrange someone if they tried it in a pub or something.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I believe it's your right under the Geneva Cuntvention.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Yeah I'm never rude to waiters. Well before and during the meal.
It's a stupid thing to do. I have walked out of a restaurant after waiting 45 minutes for my started. The manager tried to stop me and make me pay for my drinks and I just asked for a paper and sheet of paper and wrote him out an invoice for £20 call out fee and £10 for time spent on premisis.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# so you used paper to write on paper! genius! :P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# yes I'z teh clevers!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# You really are a twat you know that?
These are the only fucking posts you do and no one wants to see then. Why don't you fucking fuck off you fucking fuckwit!
Oh and you're adopted.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)
# LOOK AT RIVERGHOST GO:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)
# hehehe
Just saying what we're all thinking.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# No, you're not.
I wasn't and am not thinking it.
Looking through their posts I can see potential.
They're quite funny, it's just a lack of anything other than MSPaint for creating images that's the downfall.
After a while of improvement with the likes of paint.net or The GIMP, the funny will be accompanied by perfect execution.

And as b3ta frequently reminds us, it's the joke - not the quality of the image.

Source(s):
Teh Funny
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)
# It's a joke all right.
I believe they did another one of these with the same woman and posted Friday night and Saturday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)
# No I didn't
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# In which case I'm a cut but that's nothing new.
You should know what goes on here by now though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Certainly getting used to it
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# good
Your post was shite btw.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# In retrospect
can hardly disagree
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Good morning to you too
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Cock off knob jockey!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Jesus, riverghost,
calm the fuck down!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)
# it's only a commercial?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# YOU HIT ME!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Yeah
I burnt your neck too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# You did you saucy bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Jesus Riverghost?
Sounds like an Argentinian footballer.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# He'd get loads of fouls for turning the balls into wine.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Someone's not had his coco pops this morning.
'Ning Riverghost.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)
# No I had burnt eggs!
Worse.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Yes I've just looked down and seen the reason for your ill humour.
come the revolution...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)
# They tasted burnt:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I suppose teling you about my lovely fried eggs with bacon and left-over gratin dauphinoise from last night would be counterproductive in this circumstance...
omnomnomnomnom...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)
# not at all.
I will just have to make my dindins as full of nomnominess as posible. I'm thinking sea bass.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Good call.
I favour a nice sea bass fillet atop a yummy veggie stir fry affair with noodles.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)
# sea bass is not a good choice in my opinion.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)
# That sounds like an endorsment to me!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# pfft. I just don't like any sea food.
I was thinking a nice juicy steak with a bit of creamy sauce. butter fried spuds, maybe somesort of green thing with lots of butter on it. And a nice strong ale.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)
# good thinking that man. seafood is weird and wrong.
some aussie prat at work the other night asked for a carlton coldie, I asked why he'd want to drink such a brew when we have crown and teds, his reply "its the most like coopers, mate".
no its fucking not. no. its. fucking. not.

i wish i was allowed to eject people from the premises for being fucking morons.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# crown lager? aussie crown lager? urrrrrrgggggggh
carlton cold is just another crappy mass produced beer. I wouldn't compare it to coops.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I do miss Baog's
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# yes best of the tasmanian beers, although the rival cascade
is quite nice. Squires I also find to be quite drinkable.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I used to regualarly drink Cascades as my local did scooners of it for $1.70.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# back in the mists of time.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# 2003
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# I feel sorry for you both not liking seafood:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# this is funny
www.b3ta.com/board/9179933
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# hahaha
*laughs at the hypocrite*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# why are you laughing at me?
oh i see...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# him, not you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Y'all have a nice day now
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)
# will do
don't let the door hit you on the way out.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Apart from....

this, that and others...

I have to agree, this one is particually shite!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)
# the person on the bike was fine for a paintmash.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# NO - and I don't want to now either!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)
# hahahahaha!
it's funny cos she looks like reeves and mortimer
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)
# vic reeves and john mortimer?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# yup
only she's not wearing glasses in this picture, the likeness is uncanny.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# and they're both in photographed
They're like twins!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# There's nothing I enjoy more than coming here and reading a blindingly trite, unshopped blog post.
Cheers me right up I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# STOP THE INTERWEBZ
this is the greatest thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# yes
in this post
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# not until now..no
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)