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# Crucifixion?
First door on the left
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Got nails ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)
# I really want to see a Ronseal advert
Which features the Romans realising they've run out of nails and worrying what to do with Jesus, followed by someone's miraculous discovery of a tube of No More Nails down the back of a statue and everyone celebrating.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Just think of the glue marks it would leave . . .
where's my time machine when I need it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)
# OR or or or
Perhaps it would leave Grue marks if you tried crucifying people at night
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)
# When it's cold enough too . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)