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# Actually she was Asian too. This is purely observational but the biggest idiots, without exception, I have staying her are Chinese.
I just had another one. I gave him the instructions for how to get hot water: Put the mug under the spout and press the red button. I know he knew what a mug was as he had asked me where they were. In the process of getting the mug, which I was pointing out saying 'Mug. Mug. Mug.' he'd turned on the coffee machine, turned on the DVD player and a fan'.
His other half on the other hand after me showing her personally where everything was for breakfast I found in the kitchen helping herself to the guests food in there thinking it was breakfast. 'Oh.' she says, 'Is this were the milk is?'.

'ningles.

EDIT: AAAAAAAARGH!¬ He's now standing wathing TV tapping his fingers on the bookshelf loudly!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:52, archived)
# HAHAHA
Sometimes there just seems to be a lack of common sense amongst them
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:54, archived)
# I thimks it's the young ones they've been mothered too much.
But I've noticed that then there's a mixed group the guys suddenly feel that they are men. They are there to think for the woman (and the the woman are more than happy to comply), we shall commune with the locals as we are men and know better than them. In reality they have zero life experience, are ingorant and if they're paying for a service they can get what they want and treat anyone providing that service as either simple or lesser beings or both.
Then they meet me. 6' 4" not including the mo and it a guest is being a twat I'll call them a twat.
It's strange they never give us good reviews:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:01, archived)
# If they don't give you good reviews, hire some triads who can ensure the guests give you good reviews...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:27, archived)
# there's someone that's gunna get a coogee bay sundae.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Took me a sec to work that one outr
deary deay me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)
# you offer them a complemtary chocolate gelato.
And you make-a da gelato!! :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Oh I was reading into it the race riots at coogee as I beleive they were on a Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# think it was a sunday but they were mostly at cronulla
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
# That's the one
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Yes that's another contender
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)