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# I would pay to see this
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
I made this last night, mind if I drop it here? (And nings)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:16, archived)
# Haha, not at all
'nings
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:18, archived)
# Can I pimp
my random insane recipe generator then?

www.feedyourself.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Pfffft!
Maximum Waffles may be the best ingredient of all time.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Hahaha awesome

I just love random content.
Can I just pimp mine here too?
www.dynamiccomic.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:44, archived)
# *blinks*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:43, archived)
# I always like this
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)
# I've not seen that before.
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Indeed

¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:58, archived)
# *obeys
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:20, archived)
# hahahahaha!
ace!

and ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:23, archived)
# hahaha
b3tards of the world join me in a glee. I haz non burnededed scrambled heggles this morning!

oh and 'ningles you sad scrambled eggless peeps.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:24, archived)
# Ningles rg
Can you confirm/deny the functioning of
my efforts below? It's getting on my tits now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:26, archived)
# Yes I can.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:27, archived)
# ah the et voila link works
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:28, archived)
# Sweet
Thanks guys
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:29, archived)
# I have it as an flv file do you want it?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:37, archived)
# Yeah go on
I'll stick it on YT. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:40, archived)
# i dunno how to stick flv in youtube :S
I shall continue messing around.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Lob it on
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/upload/

And I'll do it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:48, archived)
# kk it'll take about ten mins to upload.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Cheers fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Hah! I shall be having souffle, sweet potato and a salad in a moment.
That moment being going to make my late sup. Ning rivs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:28, archived)
# thems not scrambled heggles:O
'ningles

EDIT: You missed Egggate yesterday. I had a woman trying to check in before the earliest check in time. I kept telling her that she had to come back at all as the beds weren't ready and I was making breakfast. I even pointed out that in our booking sites and on her confirmation form it told her 11am was the earlist time of arrival. The them kept asking to see the room and have to go through everything I've told her twice more.
She then gave me a whithering look that you would a simpleton and says, 'You've burnt your eggs.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:32, archived)
# I was there, just rest of the dayshitters distracted you. LOL.
Taters on, egg beatings about to commence.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:41, archived)
# Any praticular sort of risey egg pie?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Quick pan souffle.
Use blender stick to mix yolks and cheese with the
watery bits from the beaten whites. Fold quick and
turn into a pre warmed frypan. Put under broiler
until it tries to grow into the top element. Let stand
in warm oven down a rack 4 to 5. Dress with cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:01, archived)
# You dress in cheese?!
you weirdo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:02, archived)
# No, the cheese wears the dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# :O
It's nekkid there!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Used up all the cheese in the batter.
Usually run strips of it with blanched spinach, but
it is late. And mostly gone as I eat and type this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Yeah yeah. I've heard it all before:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:27, archived)
# It must have been this person
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbVw7entkxg

And 'Ning RG!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Actually she was Asian too. This is purely observational but the biggest idiots, without exception, I have staying her are Chinese.
I just had another one. I gave him the instructions for how to get hot water: Put the mug under the spout and press the red button. I know he knew what a mug was as he had asked me where they were. In the process of getting the mug, which I was pointing out saying 'Mug. Mug. Mug.' he'd turned on the coffee machine, turned on the DVD player and a fan'.
His other half on the other hand after me showing her personally where everything was for breakfast I found in the kitchen helping herself to the guests food in there thinking it was breakfast. 'Oh.' she says, 'Is this were the milk is?'.

'ningles.

EDIT: AAAAAAAARGH!¬ He's now standing wathing TV tapping his fingers on the bookshelf loudly!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:52, archived)
# HAHAHA
Sometimes there just seems to be a lack of common sense amongst them
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:54, archived)
# I thimks it's the young ones they've been mothered too much.
But I've noticed that then there's a mixed group the guys suddenly feel that they are men. They are there to think for the woman (and the the woman are more than happy to comply), we shall commune with the locals as we are men and know better than them. In reality they have zero life experience, are ingorant and if they're paying for a service they can get what they want and treat anyone providing that service as either simple or lesser beings or both.
Then they meet me. 6' 4" not including the mo and it a guest is being a twat I'll call them a twat.
It's strange they never give us good reviews:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:01, archived)
# If they don't give you good reviews, hire some triads who can ensure the guests give you good reviews...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:27, archived)
# there's someone that's gunna get a coogee bay sundae.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Took me a sec to work that one outr
deary deay me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)
# you offer them a complemtary chocolate gelato.
And you make-a da gelato!! :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Oh I was reading into it the race riots at coogee as I beleive they were on a Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# think it was a sunday but they were mostly at cronulla
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
# That's the one
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Yes that's another contender
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)
# She clearly needs to be punished

ningles ghosty
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)
# wotcha
removed from the gene pool more like!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:53, archived)
# bah... I just had crunchy nut cornflake for brekkie... And for lunch, I can look forward to blueberries...
ning's RG
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:33, archived)
# While crunch nut cornflakes are the Rolls Royce of cereals
It does lose to scrambled eggs in the breakfast top trumps.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:43, archived)
# ahhh... but I can dream of saturday morning and my fried egg and bacon toasted sammich....
yuuuum!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:48, archived)
# with mushies and ketchup?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:54, archived)
# mushrooms, yes, ketchup no... the egg yolk keeps it from being dry :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:02, archived)
# WHERE ARE MY EGGS?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Up your fucking arse!
(not your pooing one)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:01, archived)
# hahahahah!
'ningles you 'orrible lot!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:29, archived)
# hahaha, that would be wonderful :D
'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:37, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Old hat now, but by way of a response.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)