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# This has made this DVD cover 98.4% better!
And now we interrupt this Woo for a Monday morning rant.
* Fucking Cold!
* Fucking boss being all fucking cheery when I'm dying over here! Fuck off and leave me alone. I'll do the work, just don't fucking talk to me!
* Fucking Sister in Law and her shitty relationship which she does nothing but complain about but then puts the kibosh on him making it better. Then trying to turn the issue around and make ME the problem!
* Fucking bolloxing bills which decide to turn up the minute we have any profit from this fucking interest rate nosedive!

Don't think I've missed anything

Normal service will now resume.

Wobbly Woo and Ningles to all! I promise to be fluffy for the rest of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:36, archived)
# that's a lovely rant would you like me to rant?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Please do.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I've already had one this morning:P
I like to try and have my five a day.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT *shakes fist*
The school of maths are too fucking thick to find me a desk and office until after I enrol, this is a massive pain in my arse.

I'm skint because one part of the government won't pay me dole because another part is about to pay me a scholarship, for which I need to be enrolled. at least I do that on thursday.

People are harassing (well asking me politely) me to do stuff (because their kid is thick) and I'm far to polite to tell them what I think, so I have to put effort in.

I'm complaining about it all on an internet forum, which I can probably give awfully derogatory views about.

I am hungry.

I would like a fancy black mac to match my hat, but I can't find one.

My beard needs trimming but I'm too lazy and I keep biting my tash while i eat and it hurts.

This post is not too long for anyone to read and pay attention to.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Hahaha
First one is a bitch but you could have got a job instead of dole bludging the rest are either minor or easily correctable!
You've got it easy young fella miladdo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I'm only dole bludging for one summer holiday.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# silly kebab on your summer holiday you're meant to get a red double becker bus and then travel round the country singing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Oh cheer up!
You could be Gordon Brown!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Hmm
Fuck up and then told to bugger off with a golden handshake in the hundreds of thousands of pounds?

I could live with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Sure
But even after that you'd still be Gordon Brown. Could ypou live with that?!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)
# That's what deed poll and plastic surgery is for
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)
# You'd still be him though. You'd still think like him and not think or do as you would!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Hmm, you have a point
*is miserable again*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)
# OK
this always cheers me up.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)
# hooray!
have chips with that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# *hugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)