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# ARBEIT MACHT HEINZ
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Mmm, beanz, meanz, farts
In other news, my cousin got me that Heinz baked bean tin which you store your valuables in, stick it in a cupboard and burglars don't know where your valuables are. Thing is, I buy own brand beans which means burglars are going to know EXACTLY where my valuables are if I were to use the tin
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Sell your valuables and buy lots of tins of Heinz to help it blend in.
Simple.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)