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# one morning in poland...
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Heehee!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# this is great *click*
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
#
...that shits the fuckin wack!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# How're you then, Zank?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# its mildly fucked
the aircon where i work has been chugging on bushfire smoke for 10 days.
The smoke has cleared (for now) but all we can smell inside is bushfire!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I told you that wax was too hot
You'll end up with a burnt Brazillian
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# shoulda' back burned first!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# The benefit of hindsight
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Oh dear D:
Is everyone ok?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Hahaha - nutter!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Hehe - top stuff!
not 'scheisse'! :D
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Hitler's a fucking ROBOT and you're picking up on foreign spelling inaccuracies?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# they've done the arbeit, now it's time for the frei

(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# The in-park fast-food outlet should serve
Arbeit Macht Fries.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# sorted...

Work means chips?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# \o/
Do they use microwaves ...

or ...

gas ovens?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# ARBEIT MACHT HEINZ
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Mmm, beanz, meanz, farts
In other news, my cousin got me that Heinz baked bean tin which you store your valuables in, stick it in a cupboard and burglars don't know where your valuables are. Thing is, I buy own brand beans which means burglars are going to know EXACTLY where my valuables are if I were to use the tin
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Sell your valuables and buy lots of tins of Heinz to help it blend in.
Simple.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Weeeeee!

Why doesn't the coaster go on those center tracks?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Probably a different set of tracks that no-ones on at the moment.
I mean, how bad would Auschwitz be with just the one rollercoaster?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I imagine it would be pretty bad
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# closed
due to maintenance!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Those nazis just know how to run a theme park, don't they
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# yeah.......
what about all the good things hitler did!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Giving the trade unions may day off was lovely of him :]
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Stig takes an afternoon nap in Blackpool
/Dave
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)