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I wanna read a story

about vampire suicide clubs

(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:06, archived)

you know

like those bunnies

(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:07, archived)

I FUCKING WILL FUCKING MAKE A FUCKING FORTUNE.

Just relabel a case of baseball bats and print up instructions.

Follow these easy steps to becoming a vampire
1. Hit self with bat.
2. repeat, rinse, and apply bat until dead dead dead.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:10, archived)

no, I meant for actual vampires

it must be quite difficult to hammer a stake into your own heart, let alone cut your head off afterwards.

(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:26, archived)