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# Orimental!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I put my chilli recipie down there,
But I cant be arsed to link it :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# I have seen it... Thanks.
Lazy bugger ;)
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# that's ok, I've cutted and pasted it
Industrial Mince! Lots, recognisable meat is always good

Brown the mince in some heavy oil (diesel if you are posh) and with some rock salt, rock pepper, rock hot chilli powder, and some rock paprika.
Once mince sublimes, take out of vat and then add to pan onions (sliced), onions (whole), onions (synthetic), garlic (pressed)
Cook in the jews, add some more vaselene if needed.(It will be).
Add some pauppers (the big ones not the spicey ones as these have been homeless longer) once the onions are unable to be burnt any more.
Add some more chilli powder, powered chilli, chilled chilli, hot chilli, and a touch it till you cum in, bit more salt/paint if you fancy.
Add some chopped eels.
Add the mince back to the mix and direct a 52KW Krypton Fluride laser at the pan until it deforms.
Add 2 tonnes of denatured geranium, (chopped, peeled, sauted and decombusted, not just peeled plump ones) and a tin of childrens kidneys (kidneys that have been chilli sauce)
I add a bit of hendersons relish (Henderson has yet to notice I'm stealing from him) and tobbacco to add a bit more kick
Import more rice.
Serve over 3 layers of cheese. Eat. enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# This sounds lovely...
I shall make it next time I'm in the lab!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# good show
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha I fucking love you! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# I even clicked it aswell!
(I'd love to see it on the popular page :D)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# When did 'I lke this' for replies happen?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Loads
Look at micto's FP!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# I thought he'd just reposted it in a new thread!
The kinda thing he'd do.
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:09, archived)
# You made my sides hurt again you fuck :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)
# ahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)
# :D



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# and I've never immediately killed anyone with my cooking
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I'm a vegetarian... can I replace the mince with hummus?
Lovely lovely hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Get out!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# yes
you can replace it with meat free habitat destroying non meat

:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)