You too?Maybe there's a CD of DIY sounds you can buy to make neighbours think you can afford renovations.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:12,
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I think my neighbours have another CD from that series"child abuse, retarded screamed arguments about ipods and farmyard animals snoring"
They play it every morning from 5am until 9
(They play it every morning from 5am until 9
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:16,
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A coupla years ago, I snapped at one point.I grabbed my hen-pecked neighbour by the lapels and bellowed: "DO YOU WANT ME TO BANG A HAMMER IN YOUR SKULL AT 8 O'CLOCK OF A SATURDAY MORNING?"
He got the message, but I wasn't terribly popular in that cul-de-sac afterwards.
(He got the message, but I wasn't terribly popular in that cul-de-sac afterwards.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:17,
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