We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways.
One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere.
Like the time I took the ferry to Shelbyville.
I needed a new heel for my shoe so I decided to go to Morganville,
which is what they called Shelbyville in those days.
So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.
Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days,
nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them.
Give me five bees for a quarter you'd say. Now where were we, oh ya.
The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.
They didn't have white onions because it was the war.
(One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere.
Like the time I took the ferry to Shelbyville.
I needed a new heel for my shoe so I decided to go to Morganville,
which is what they called Shelbyville in those days.
So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.
Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days,
nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them.
Give me five bees for a quarter you'd say. Now where were we, oh ya.
The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.
They didn't have white onions because it was the war.
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:53,
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Coma pffft, why I go in and out of comas all the... ...................... French toast please! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:55,
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ahhhh yes that brings back memoriesof thegreat onion war of '34
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:55,
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Im in awethat you can recall that verbatim!
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P3L3 is not my real name.,
Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:56,
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